Welcome To My Realm, Kemosabe.

Lover of SNL, comedy nerd, thespian and lover of all them (vegan) foods. Jimmy Fallon is my idol, because.. Well.. Look at the greatness that man brings to the world. My only wish is to make people happy. SNL has been my dream since I was a lil' tyke so you best believe I won't stop trying until I get there. FalPal. Aspiring sketch comedian. And, LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S- Just me.. For now.

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but the real question is has nemo found himself

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I want to _____ you.








reblog and see what your followers say




I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any



I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing





last time was fun

Doubt I’ll get any tbh 😂

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70 cute questions ... go ahead

01:Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02:Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03:Do you regret anything?
04:Are you insecure?
05:What is your relationship status?
06:How do you want to die?
07:What did you last eat?
08:Played any sports?
09:Do you bite your nails?
10:When was your last physical fight?
11:Do you like someone?
12:Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13:Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14:Do you miss someone?
15:Have any pets?
16:How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17:Ever made out in the bathroom?
18:Are you scared of spiders?
19:Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20:Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21:What are your plans for this weekend?
22:Do you want to have kids? How many?
23:Do you have piercings? How many?
24:What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25:Do you miss anyone from your past?
26:What are you craving right now?
27:Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28:Have you ever been cheated on?
29:Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30:What’s irritating you right now?
31:Does somebody love you?
32:What is your favourite color?
33:Do you have trust issues?
34:Who/what was your last dream about?
35:Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36:Do you give out second chances too easily?
37:Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38:Is this year the best year of your life?
39:How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40:Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51:Favourite food?
52:Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53:What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54:Is cheating ever okay?
55:Are you mean?
56:How many people have you fist fought?
57:Do you believe in true love?
58:Favourite weather?
59:Do you like the snow?
60:Do you wanna get married?
61:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62:What makes you happy?
63:Would you change your name?
64:Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65:Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67:Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68:Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69:Do you believe in soulmates?
70:Is there anyone you would die for?


"What’s your favorite album?"image

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Anonymous asked: Why do you want to be a comedian?



the free stool with a glass of water on it 

When someone calls me attractive image

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Wayne Dyer. Motivational speaker (via purplebuddhaproject)

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When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at begin to change.
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